Catch 22

作曲：Linda Perry

作词：Linda Perry

Joyable and our flight attendants are here

To ensure your ride is as pleasant as possible

Seatbacks and tray

Tables must be in the upright and locked position door

Take off and landing

All carry on

Luggage must be stolen overhead compartment

Or under the seat in front of you

Waiting on the ticket cause you're looking for the ride

You're feeling on top

Cause you're flying through the sky

You wanna have your cake and you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do

You're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things that we say we won't

Here we go

Riding on a whim and acting with a rendezvous

Here we go we're jumping off the wings

We're going round

In circles it's a catch twenty two yes

We're flying around

In circles it's a catch twenty two yes

We're walking around

In circles it's a catch twenty two

If you're seated in an emergency exit aisle

And feel as though you are unable or unwilling

To assist in the peace for the murder scene

Please notify a flight attendant immediately

All electrical equipment including cell phones

Two way pagers portable cd players laptops etc

Should remain in the

Until the pilot notifies us

That we're at a safe flying altitude of ten thousand

Looking from the outside you're always looking in

You think you fix a problem

'til it comes right back again

And life seems like a

Trap you're trying to get out

You're searching for your cheese

'cause you feel like mighty mouse

You're damned if you please you don't

You're damned if you do

You seen all the signs but you haven't got a clue now

Here we go

We're riding on a whim connecting with the rendezvous

Uh uh here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles it's a catch

Twenty two

Yes we're flying round in circles it's a catch

Twenty two

Yes we're rocking round in circles cause it's a catch

Twenty two

You are in you are in

You are in

You are in you are in for the ride of your life

Here we go

Riding on a whim connecting with the rendezvous

Here we go jumping off the wings

Going round in circles it's a catch

Twenty two

Yes we're flying around in circles it's a catch

Twenty two

We realized you had many choices

And on behalf of all bus and pink airlines

We'd like to thank you for flying with us

We hope you have a wonderful stay

Wherever your destination may be

And remember be careful

Retrieving your items as during the flight

They may have shifted

And might fall on you or your neighbor's head

And knock you the ** out

Here we go

We're riding on a whim connecting with the rendezvous

Here we go we're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles it's a catch

Twenty two here we go riding on a whim

Connecting with the rendezvous

Here we go jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles it's a catch twenty two

Yes we're flying around in circles

It's a catch twenty two