My Name Is

作曲：Cut Killer

Hi kids

Do you like violins

Hi kids

Do you like violins

Hi kids

Do you like violins

Hi kids

Do you like violins

Do you like violins

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what excuse me my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Can I have the attention of the class for one second

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi kids

Do you like violins

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails

Through each one of my eyelids uh-huh

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did yeah yeah

Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse than my life is huh

My brain's dead weight I'm tryna get my head straight

But I can't figure out which spice

Girl I want to impregnate oh

And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead uh-uh

Then why's your face red man you wasted

Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from

The top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's ** off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a*s

Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast

Come here ** Shady wait

A minute that's my girl dawg

I don't give a f**k

God sent me to piss the world off

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh my name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high shh

Your only problem was

My english teacher was a gide

I smacked him in his face with

An eraser chased him with a stapler

And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper ow

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my ** in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians

In a spaceship while they're screaming

Let's just be friends

99 percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does

More d**e than I do d**n

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin' ** and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin' usher fans

This guy at white castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it dear Dave thanks for the support asshole

Hi my name is huh my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what my name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady