Ironic

作曲：A. Morissette,G. Ballard

An old man turned ninety eight

He won the lottery and died the next day

It's a black fly in your chardonnay

It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic

Don't you think

It's like rain

On your wedding day

It's a free ride

When you've already paid

It's the good advice

That you just didn't take

And who would've thought

Mr play it safe

Was afraid to fly

He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

And as the plane crashed down

He thought well isn't this nice

And isn't it ironic

Don't you think

It's like rain

On your wedding day

It's a free ride

When you've already paid

It's the good advice

That you just didn't see

And who would've thought

It figures well life is a funny way

Of sneaking up on you

When you think everything's okay

And everything's a way high high

Hate and life is a funny way

Helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong

And everything blows up in your face

Traffic jam when you're already late

And no smoking sign on your cigarette break

It's like ten thousand spoons

When all you need is a knife

It's like meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife

And isn't it ironic

Don't you think a little too ironic

And yeah I really do think it's like rain

On your wedding day

It's a free ride

When you've already paid

It's the good advice

That you just didn't take

And who would've thought it'd be good

And oh life has a funny way

Of giving up on you

Oh life has a funny funny way

Of helping you out

Helping you out