Humpty Dumpty

作曲：B. COLLINS,G. Clinton,W. Morrison,G. Jacobs

oh oh sexy lady

oh oh sexy lady

alright stop what you're doing cause i'm about to

ruin the image and the style that you're used to

i look funny but yo i'm making money

see so yo world i hope you're ready for me

now gather round i'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the underground

i drink up all the hennessy you got on your shelf

so just let me introduce myself

my name is humpty bounce with the umpty

oh ladies oh how i love to jump thee

and all the rappers in the top ten

please allow me to funky

i'm steppin' tall y'all and just like humpty dumpty

you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

i like to rhyme i like my beats funky

i'm spunky i like my oatmeal lumpy

i'm sick with this straight gangsta mack

but sometimes i get ridiculous

i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo fat girl come here are you ticklish

yeah i called you fat look at me i'm skinny

it never stopped me from getting busy

i'm a freak i like the girls with the booms

i once did the humpty in a burger king bathroom

i'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

they say i'm ugly but it just don't faze me

i'm still getting romance and i even got my own dance

the humpty dance is your chance doing the hump

oh sexy lady do

the humpty hump

come on do the humpty hump

oh sexy lady do the humpty hump

just watch me do the humpty hump

oh sexy lady do you know what i'm doing

i'm doing the humpty hump

oh sexy lady do the humpty hump

come on do the humpty hump

people say yo humpty you're really funny

lookin' that's all right 'cause i get things cookin'

you're sad you're glad you're constantly

try to compare me but you can't get near me

i give em more see and on the floor b

all the girls they adore me

oh yes ladies i'm really being sincere

'cause when you shaker up you know i'm a tickle

your rig my nose is big uh uh i'm not ashamed

i giggle like a pickle i'm still gettin' paid

i get by the ladies you know i'm in charge

both how i'm livin' and my nose is large

i get stupid i shoot an arrow like cupid

i use a word that don't mean nothin' like loot did

i sang on do what you like

and if you missed it i'm the one who said

just grab 'em in the biscuits

also told you that i like to bite

well yeah i guess it's obvious

i also like to write

all you had to do was give humpty a chance

and now i'm gonna do my dance

the humpty dance is your chance doin' the hump

ooh sexy lady do the humpty hump do

the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

the break y'all let me hear

over that bass go right here

i do do do it i do do do do oh yeah

now that i

let me tell you a little bit about this dance

it's real easy to do

check it out first

i limp to the side like my leg was broken

shaking and twitching kinda like i was smoking

crazy wack funky people say you look like mc

hammer on a crack

humpty that's all right cause my body's in motion

it's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

anyone can play this game

this is my dance you all and humpty humpty

no two people will do it the same

you got it down when you appear to be in pain

humpin' funkin' jumpin' a jig around a shakin' ya rump

and when the duty chump pump

points a finger like a slump

tell him step off i'm doin' the hump

the humpty dance is your chance doin' the hump

alright sexy lady do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump

do the humpty hump