Where Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today

Takes everything you've got

Taking a break from all your worries

Sure would help a lot

Wouldn't you like to get away

All those nights when you've got no lights

The check is in the mail

And your little angel hung the cat up by its tail

And your third fiance didn't show

Sometimes you wanna go

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You wanna be where you can see

Our troubles are all the same

You wanna be where everybody knows your name

Roll out of bed mister coffee's dead

The morning's looking bright

Morning's looking bright

And your shrink ran off to europe

And didn't even write

And your husband wants to be a girl

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

You wanna go where people know

People are all the same

You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

Where everybody knows your name

And they're always glad you came

Where everybody knows your name

And you're always glad you came

Where everybody knows your name