Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter From Camp)

Hello mata hello fad

Here I am at camp granada

Camp is very entertaining

And they say we'll have some fun

If it stops raining I went hiking

With joe spivy he developed poison ivy

You remember leonard skinner

He got tommy poisoning last night at dinner

All the counselors hate the waiters

And the lake has alligators

And the head coach wants no sissies

So he reads to us from something called you misses

Now I don't want this should scare you

But my bunk mate has malaria

You remember jeffrey hardy

They're about to organize a searching party

Take me home omarafada

Take me home I hate granada

Don't leave me out here in the forest

Where I might get eaten by a bear

Take me home I promise I will not make noise

Or mess the house with other boys

Oh please don't make me stay

I've been here one whole day

Dearest father darling mother

How's my precious little brother

Let me come home if you miss me

I would even let it birth a hug and kiss me

Wait a minute it stopped healing

Guys are swimming guys are sailing

Playing baseball g

That's better mother father

Kindly disregard this letter