Taking My Ball - Album Version (Explicit)

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Come on man come on man, okaaaay,

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right

But its all right its ok with me,

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm

Taking my ball and going home hooome,

I'm that guy man

Shove a diamond up my hind end

and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles

** poke holes in ya shirt jump in mud puddles,

While I stomp mudholes in ya ** girl

Now lets cuddle

Blood curdling your gurgling on your blood

What I do for my next **

Im feeling wonderful

I think I might just do something a little less subtle

Shove a fcking tonka truck up a little kids butthole

Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of

The valentines day massacre slash assassin

I slash her in the ** with a icicle

And leave her laying a blood bath

While I put a catheter in

And jump in the bath with her

In my spiderman mask man

Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on

Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ** and make the btch run a triathlon

Are those pistachio's damn I'd like to have some,

Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,

Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,

God damn man are you that much of an asshole

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right

But its all right its ok with me,

I'll

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm

Taking my ball and going home hooome,

I'm like houdini

Tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each

One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie

Make sht disappear like tara reid in a bikini believe me homie,

You don't know the meaning of a meanie

They call me the fruit loop from jupiter

I’m trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot

Dont move or ya might get it stuck so fcking far in your uvula

You aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus

Totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia

Now who do ya think is more fruitier

Weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube

Of ya eye shadow and man it look nice

You should have seen it mother

I think i'll put a piece of art on my visa card

Then I'll go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart

Then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnell's

With McDonald's jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos.

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right

But its all right its ok with me,

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm

Taking my ball and going home hooome,

Shady what are you doing chewing on a human

Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room

Assuming the fact that dudes in the back room

Using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon

Skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon

You sho

You should be glad he didn't leave you full of stab wounds

You in a trance im back doing my dance ooh,

But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair

And make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing

Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for

Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk

Cos I’m scared there's monster's under my bed

Kelly Pickler hit my juice box under my bassinet

No wonder my ** is wet my diaper needs to be changed

You like graffiti dike well I can pee pee and write your name,

It feels so wrong cos it feels so right

But its all right its ok with me,

I'll do my steps all by myself

I don't need nobody to play with me

But if you just give me a chance

I can put you in a trance the way I dance

But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm

Taking my ball and going home hooome