Roman's Revenge - Album Version (Edited)

I am not Jasmine I'm Aladdin

So far ahead these bums is laggin'

See me in that new thing bums is gaggin'

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, like a dungeon dragon

I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon

Look at my show footage how these girls be spazzin'

So **** I look like gettin' back to a hasbeen

Yeah I said it, hasbeen

Hang it up flatscreen

Haha Plasma

Hey Nicki hey Nicki, asthma

I got the pumps it ain't got medicine

I got bars Xenocin

I'm a bad ***** I'm a **

And I'll kick that hoe punt

Forced trauma blunt

You play the back *****, I'm in the front

You need a job this ain't cuttin' it

Nicki Minaj is who you ain't ******' with

You li'l brag a lot I beat you with a pada-lock

I am a movie camera block

You outta work I know it's tough

But enough is enough

Raah raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

I ain't into SM but my whip's off the chain

A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame

Twistedass mind got a pretzel for a brain

An eraser for a head ******' pencil for a frame

You don't like it then peel off *****

Every last woman on Earth I'll kill off and I still wouldn't **** you, **

So wipe the smile on your grill off I swear to God I'll piss a Happy Meal off

Get the wheels turnin' spin, and wheel off,

Snap the axel in half bust the tierod

Quit hollerin' Why God" He ain't got **** to do with it

Bygones'll never be bygones so won't be finished swallowin' my wad

I ain't finished blowin' it nice bra

Hope it'll fit a tough titty *****

Life's hard I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad

With fake ** and a bad dye job

Who just spit in my ******' face and called me a ******' tightwad

So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod

And caught her stealin' my music so I tied her arms and legs to the bed

Set up the camera and pissed twice on her

Look two pees and a tripod

The moral to the story is life's treatin' you like dry sod

Kick it back in its face my God

It's Shady and Nicki Minaj you might find the sight quite odd

But don't ask why ***** Ask why not

The woworld is my punchin' bag and

If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots

Make that face go on, scrunch it up at me

Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it

Like a raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

You fell off off, they musta bumped your wagon

You musta went off the back I'm 'bout to go off the deep end

I told you to stay in your lane you just choked in traffic

II-I-I-Is Is this the thanks that I get for puttin' you ******* on

Is it my fault that all of you ******* gone

Shoulda sent a thankyou note you little hoe

Now I'ma wrap your coffin with a bow

Nini-ni Nicki she's just mad 'cause you took the spot"

Word that ***** mad 'cause I took the spot

Well *****, if you ain't shittin', then get off the pot

Got some ****** out in Brooklyn that'll off your top

II-I-I hear them mumblin' I hear the cacklin'

I got 'em scared shook, panickin'

Overseas church, Vatican

You at a stand still, mannequin

You wanna sleep on me Overnight?

I'm the ************' boss overwrite

And when I pull up vroom, motorbike

Now all my ****** gettin' bucked overbite

I see them dustyass Filas Levi's

Raggedyass holes in your knee-highs

I call the play now do you see why

These ******* callin' me Manning Eli

Manning Eli Ma, mama-ma-ma, Manning, Eli

These ******* callin' me Manning Eli

Aa-a-a-all you li'l faggots can suck it

No home but I'ma stick it to 'em like refrigerator magnets

And I'm crooked enough to make straitjackets bend

Yeah look who's back again, *****, keep actin' as if

You have the same passion that I have

Yeah right, still hungry, my **

You *******s had gastric bypass

Ain't hot enough to set fire to dry grass

And 'bout as violent as hair on eyelids Eyelash

Go take a flyin' leap of faith off a ******' balcony

'Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly **

You know what time it is so why ask

When Shady and Nicki's worlds class

It's high class meets (white trash)

Raah raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Raah raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon

Like a dungeon dragon like a dungeon dragon

Grown men Grown men!

Stop it stop it

You've gone mad mad, I tell you, mad

You and this boy Slim Shady

What's goin' on

They'll lock you away

They'll put you in a jail cell

I promise

Take your mother's warning Roman

Pleaaaaaaase

Back to bed Run along!

Let's go Come on!

Wash your mouth out with soap boys

Boys boys, boys, boys, boys, boys

boys....