Friend Like Me - From "Aladdin"

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But master you're in luck 'cause up your sleeves

You've got a brand of magic never fails

You've got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your camp

You got some punch pizzaz yahoo and how

All you gotta do is rub that lamp and I'll say

Mr Aladdin sir what will your pleasure be

Let me take your order jot it down

You ain't never had friend like me

Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd

Come on whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had friend like me

Yes sir we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss the king the shah

Say what you wish; it's yours true dish

How 'bout a little more baklava

Have some of column A try All of column B

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had friend like me

Oh my

Can your friends do this

Can your friends do that

Can your friends pull this

Out their little hat

Can your friends go poof

So don't just sit there slack-jawed buggy-eyed

I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers

You've got me bona fide certified

You've got a genie for charge d'affaires

I've got a powerful urge to help you out

So what you wish I really wanna know

You've got a list that's three miles long no doubt

Well all you've gotta do is rub like so

Mr Aladdin sir have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend like me

You ain't never had a friend like me