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My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

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My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

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My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi kids do you like violence

Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did

Try cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is

My brains dead weight Im tryna get my head straight

But I cant figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate

And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead

Then whys your face red Man you wasted

Well since age 12 I felt like Im someone else

Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees **** off

And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my **

Faster than a fat ***** who sat down too fast

Come here ** Shady wait a minute thats my girl dawg

I dont give a **** God sent me to piss the world off

Hi my name is what My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester Ill be 35

I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler

And stapled his **** to a stack of paper

Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender then stuck my **** in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians in a spaceship While theyre screaming at me Lets just be friends

99 percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more **** than I do

I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin ** and name it after her

You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

And try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans

This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph

So I signed it Dear Dave thanks for the support asshol

Hi my name is huh My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is what My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away

Dr Dre dont just stand there operate

Im not ready to leave its too scary to die

Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive

Am I comin or goin I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive

All my life I was very deprived

I aint had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk

I spit when I talk Ill **** anything that walks

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits

How you gonna breastfeed me Mom You aint got no ****

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head

Cause Im steamin mad

And by the way when you see my dad

Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi my name is what My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is what

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is who My name is huh

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady

Hi my name is huh My name is who

My name is chka-chka Slim Shady