Turkey In The Straw

Went out to milk and I didn't know how

I milked the goat instead of a cow

A monkey sitting on a pile of straw

A winking at his mother in law

Turkey in the straw ha ha ha

Turkey in the straw

Roll em up and twist em up and high tuck a haw

And hit em up a tune called turkey in the straw

I came to a river and I couldn't get across

Did you ever go fishing on a warm summer day

When all the fish were swimming in the bay

With their hands in their pockets

And their pockets in their pants

Did you ever see a fishy do the hoochie coochie dance

Turkey in the straw ha ha ha

Turkey in the straw

Roll em up and twist em up and high tuck a haw

And hit em up a tune called turkey in the straw

Hit em up a tune called turkey in the straw