ShadyXV

I'm liable to start a violent

Spark with a silent thought

I disgust you like dialogue

From The Shop to The Wired Frog

Night club sh*t

I was taught if your CD's on fire

You had to put it out yourself

Like Highland Park

No fire department

So you might not hear sirens at all

But don't be alarmed

If I sound off

Something just ain't right with me dawg

A martyr on a private charter

Whose life could be harder

Widely regarded highly bite me

Sweetheart I'm slightly retarded

But tonight I'm starting sh*t

I'm feeling self righteous

I might just hop in a mosh pit on some

Mike Tyson and Pac sh*t

Looking to box with anybody

Disorderly conduct

I'll f**k around and snort a key

And pick a fight with a locksmith

Fan of the LOX bananas

Manic I'm going in shock

Frantic I'm trapped in a closet

Panic attack

Cause I'm claustrophobic

No faggot

I mean I can't maneuver

From movement

Cause I have no room for improvement

I'm practically squashed

Unpacked it and boxed it

Toxic hands are arsenic

Flammable bars examine the content

Bar exam start of insanity

Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson

Animal snarls cannibal jaws

Shark mandibles

Lambs to the slaughter

Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking

Anthony Hopkins

With his hands in his pockets

Black out Zach Galifianakis

Gallons of Vodka

But that gal has some knockers

I bet you they ring a bell

When I come back

And I'm conscious

What happened doc

I passed out again

Alcohol's making me

Break into vacant's naked

Stole a Magnum box

And bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun

Fell asleep watching Fear Factor

And Scare Tactics

Too close to the StairMaster

Poked a hole in the air

Mattress and popped it

Woke up shortly thereafter hungover

No underwear

Grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it

Air Max in my closet

Preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich

And the cross stitching is a cross mixing

Of a rhinoceros possum skin

Giraffe and a dolphin

Been Fin Dockers OshKoshes

Drop crotches

Swatch watches and sneakers

Matches with the Parkers

But it's like being overstaffed

At a boxing gym

With all these trainers

But I don't have any boxers

And I'm standing here naked

Hangover still wasted

Like paper you write raps on

Obnoxious

Yo why does it always sound

Like I'm grabbing my nostrils

F**k that I'll battle 'em all

I'll battle a mall

I'll stand there

And yell that at a wall

Until the mannequin doll scatter

And the inanimate objects

That I'm battering all shatter and fall

Cause I hear the track

And I'm starting to get f**king amped

I'mma spark plug

I'm like the car

With the cables hooked up

To my f**king back I'm a Duracell

But I sure as hell got it backwards

Cause y'all could get jumped

And I'd catch the battery charge but

I got a hunch like your back

When it's arching

When I start attacking your squadron

You'll feel like MasterCard

When I'm charging

So take a swipe at me

I'm coming straight at you

Like Clay Matthews

From the Green Bay Packers

So get the sack of Wisconsin

That's nutbag that I'm talking

Who am I kidding

You faggots are all gonna do my bidding

Don't get dragged to the auction

Neiman Marcus

Bags of Vuitton and all

I'll push a b**ch into oncoming traffic

Just watch this

Stretched tinted black sedan my a**

See how mad you act

When I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave

In a f**king taxi cab to go shopping

Affable guy next door is laughable

My next w**re's gonna

Have mechanical arms

That'll jack me off

With a lotion dispenser

With a motion sensor

No emotion hence

I guess this sick prick dies hard

I got a Magic Johnson

It's like a Magic Wand allows me

To not let a blonde arouse me

If Ronda Rousey was on the couch

With the condoms out

Holding a thousand Magnums

At once to pounce me

I'll laugh in response to

How she dances and flaunts it around me

Her flat little badonkadonk

Is bouncing around

And all I see is Paulie Malign now

She's slaughterhouse in a blouse

And Madonna with mud on her

God dammit I am misogynist

I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster

Throw her off a balcony

Just so happens she's fond of algae

Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete

Complete lack of responsibility

Half you a****les ain't strong

Enough to pick up a spirit

Sh*t you fags couldn't shoplift

At a thrift shop

But I let the track lift 'em up

Boost the energy

Klepto I'm back to rip shop up

But my thing is this now

Five-finger discount

Been rapping so long

I've been killing this sh*t it's easy

Kidnapping your mom

Cause I'm still in this b**ch thievery

Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey

Chandra Levy and Gary Condit

Paul was scared that

If I went back to the blonde

I might relapse get on some **

Perhaps I'll launch some cracker

Taunts at Action Bronson

Macklemore Mac Miller and Asher Roth

And have some back and forths

And record a wack response

To Kendrick Lamar's verse

And perform in concert

Yo I put that sh*t on a greatest hits album

Now that was awesome

It takes some massive balls

To do some sh*t like that

Sometimes I have to ponder

Why people are like

I'll stick around

And put up with my crap so long for

What's the attraction mama

Is it the fact that I'm a walking

Talking actual quadruple entendre

Or the pointy nose

That's pointing at you mama

Who knows at this point

It's always poking so meh

Still get along with this voice

Cause that's the monster

So do-si-do with a sociopath

Everyone who knows me knows that

What they don't know is the fact Rihanna

Calls me Pinocchio meh

She loves the way I lie

Sits on my face

And waits for my nose to grow

Pathological liar

Oh why am I such an a****le

That my disguise is pants

But they on fire

So am I-a wooh Cappadonna

Cut the track off

Sabotage Christmas

Crap in your stocking

I'm wrapping up all the presents

In f**king camouflage

So you can't even find 'em

Jack Santa Claus

Snap Rudolph's antlers off

Wrap his schnoz in gauze

Bandage and blind him

Blowing the head gasket at Bed

Bath and Beyond

Put the basket back

While the bath salt packets are gone I

Know you really tired of me

Sampling Billy Squier

But classic rock ** rap is the genre

Got Slash on guitar

Splashing Bizarre

Thrasher and Aerosmith

And I'm a spectacular archer

Feed count Dracula Chocula

Godzilla half dragon and Bob Dylan

Bandwagoners

I'm kicking the damn stragglers off