Honey, I'm Home - Live

The car won't start-it's falling apart

I was late for work and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose

My hair went flat-man I hate that

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress-I must confess

This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait 'til the end of the day

Honey I'm on my way

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey Hey Honey I'm home

I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell

This job's a pain-it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait 'til the end of the day

Honey I'm on my way

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey Hey Honey I'm home

Oh rub my neck will you

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone-give the dog a bone

Hey Hey Honey I'm home

I'm home that feels much better