if you save yourself from marriage you're a bore
if you don't save yourself from marriage
you're a horrible person
if you won't have a drink then you're approved
but they'll call you a drunk
as soon as you down the first one
if you can't lose the weight then you're just fat
but if you lose too much then you're on crack
you're if you do and you're if you don't
so you might as well just do whatever you want
so make lots of noise
kiss lots of boys
kiss lots of girls
if that's something you're into
when the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight roll up
or don't just follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow
wherever it points
if you don't go to church you'll go to
if you're the first one on the front row
you're a self righteous son of a can't win for losing
you'll just disappoint them
just cause you can't beat them
don't mean you should join them
so make lots of noise
kiss lots of boys
or kiss lots of girls
if that's something you're into
when the straight and narrow
gets a little too straight roll up
or don't just follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow wherever it points
say what you think
love who you love
cause you just get so many trips around the sun
yeah you only only live once
so make lots of noise
kiss lots of boys or kiss lots of girls
if that's what you're into
and the straight and narrow gets a little too straight
roll up i would
and follow your arrow wherever it points
yeah follow your arrow wherever it points