i took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
a couple tickets all inclusive down in cancun
i couldn't get my money back so i'm at six seven eight
i'm gettin' drunk on a plane
i bet the fellow on the aisle thought i was crazy
as i take your picture to the seat back right beside me
now i've got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays
i'm gettin drunk on a plane
buyin drinks for everybody but the party it's a party
got this seven thirty seven rockin like a g
six to her is to something sexy
leanin pourin ** and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little mile high flight attention
it's mardi gras up in the clouds
i'm up so high i may never come down
i'll try anything drown out the
pain they all know why i'm getting drunk on a plane
we had a state marked on the calendar forever
we take that new red limo airport ride together
i feel like a plastic room alone there
at the top of the cage
so i'm getting drunk on a plane
buying drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
got this seven thirty seven rocking like a g
six stewardess to something sexy
leanin' pouring ** and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little my high flight attention
it's mardi gras up in the clouds
i'm up so high never come down
i'll try anything to drown out the
pain they all know why i'm getting drunk on a plane
on my way home
i bumped the seat right up to first class
so i can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
and when we land
i'll call her up and tell her kiss my **
cause hey i'm drunk on a plane
buying drinks for everybody but the pilot it's a party
got this seven thirty seven rocking like a g six
she
leaned in foreign ** and whiskey
told her about my condition
got a little mile high flight attention
it's mardi gras up in the clouds
i'm up so high never come down
i'll try anything to drown out the
pain they all know why i'm gettin drunk on a plane
i'm gettin drunk on a plane
i might be passed down
in the baggage claim
but right now i'm drunk on a plane