Too Fat to Fit (feat. Treacy Egan, Robert H. Fowler, Eric Gunhus, Mike MC Gowan & Larry Raben)

The Broadway Cast Of "The Producers" / Treacy Egan / Robert H Fowler / Eric Gunhus / Mike Mc Gowan / Larry Raben / Various Artists

专辑：Broadway's Greatest Gifts: Carols for a Cure, Vol. 5, 2003流派：流行

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oh don't worry

santa you've got five fabulous guys here with an eye

for straightening up this mess you're in first of all

red is so last millennium

and fur makes you look huge huge time to trim

santa can't tell where those nose hairs end

and that mustache begins

or i've got three words for you santa paulati right

listen that boy to slim up

you gotta put those chocolate

ho ho's down from now on

ho ho's are no no message to the man

santa you've been munching

oh you've done a bunch of crunching

every breakfast every luncheon

every dinner it's the same you had better

cut it out and start a diet

or on christmas morn there's gonna be a riot

'cause you're too fat to fit down the chimney

and december twenty fifth is on the way

though we've cleaned the chimney flu

if old santa can't get through

we'll never have a merry christmas day

listen santa won't you try to lay off the pumpkin pie

cut out cookies

cut out candy paint and eggnog too

santa please control yourself

yesterday you ate an elf

so have a green salad maybe some fish

but please please don't touch that candy

you're too fat too fat to fit down the chimney soon

you're gonna have to build a bigger sleigh

if you can't produce that girth

all the children of the earth will be out of luck

when santa gets stuck in the chimney on

christmas day

whisper course

little billy's hoping for a shiny fire truck

if it's not beneath the tree he'll run amuck

and molly wants a dolly in a pretty gingum gown

if she doesn't get it she will rip the holly down

if mommy doesn't get her blender

it could send her on a bender

daddy simply must unwrap some after shave

or he will snap

so santa please

the stakes are high a christmas eve you've got to fly

but you're too fat too fat to fit down the chimney

and you've got a big delivery to make

if you can't take off some pounds

when you try to make your rounds

you'll find you've made a terrible mistake

here's some santa

why don't you hit the gym and lose a view

do some crunches throw some punches try some cardio

all the reindeers say they're stunned

you're appallingly rotund

so lighten the load and give a break

take off and wait for goodness sake

cause you're too fat for you to fit down the chimney

better leave the milk and cookies on the tray

if you can't get down to size

then a priceless might arise

when you're stuck in a stack

and ready to crack the chimney

on christmas day

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Too Fat to Fit (feat. Treacy Egan, Robert H. Fowler, Eric Gunhus, Mike MC Gowan & Larry Raben)

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