tight so i really love them
a broadway opening or a matinee
a lavish musical or a gut wrenching clay
and for all my glitzy hollywood renown
i'd give anything to bring the curtain down
but for now i'm here to dish
about the shows that i adore
the the ones that leave me cheering
and always wanting more
you should've seen me
i was flippin' at the opening night of pippin
when patina threw a snarl in my direction
now is the time for cinderella
to snag that handsome fella
the shoe fits her with elegant perfection
now i'm carrying the banner
cause there is no bigger banner
those muses boys they taught me how to seize the day
though i think it's understood
we gets clearly here for good
and i love it though it's popular to say
oh what a season give a cheer
thank you broadway for the gifts you give all year
i decided there is no town
like the one that we call motown
ain't no mountain high enough to keep her eyes away
and matilda sympathetic she's well read and telekinetic
this little girl has genius in her dna
puny sex is in the heel
and kinky boots has mass appeal
tony voters all said yeah to billy porter
and the sole doctor
will fix you even if you are a shiksa
he's a mech and only doing what he oughta
oh what a season it's a mixed spot
smothered tough broadway for
having so much hits
spot broadway still alive
there's no denying
spider man and alpha bug keep flying
the phantom won't retire
chicago still on fire
and the moments make us laugh
while testifying
can't fight this feeling anymore
for the shows that i adore
rock of ages i'll do it anyway you want it well
maybe i could play a tranny
playing the starring role in annie
if i could wear that orange wig i'd really flaunt it
and if disney called i'd leap
like a gazelle right off my feet
can you feel my love tonight for the lion kings
mamma mia is my dreamer
jump off stage for dancing queen
so producers you should take a chance on me please
oh what a season give a cheer
thank you broadway
for the gifts you give all year
thank you broadway
for the gifts you give all year
i love you broadway