Boom crack boom crack
Ho ho I got a house down a back road
I got a flag on the front porch
I got a dog named waylon
I got a driveway that needs paving
I got a boat with a two stroke
A couple guaranteed to make you laugh jokes
I got friends in low places
Yeah life is what you make it
I might not end up in the hall of fame
With the star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown
When I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I got a girl named sheila
She goes back on tequila
Got a job it gets the job done
I got a loan at the bank it's a big one
The only place you might see
My name is on the wall for a good time call
I'm a local legend on a friday night
In a paps blue ribbon neon light
I might not end up in the hall of fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown
When I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honky tonk
I go down to the honky tonk
I go down I go down to the honky tonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down I go down to the honkytonk
Yeah let's go come on
I might not end up in the hall of fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honky tonk
I go down to the honky tonk
I go down I go down to the honky tonk