After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy I awake
With no promo center handy I don't even shake
Men are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half pint invitation
Put me on the blink
I'm wild again beguiled again
A simpering whimpering child again
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Listen baby
I couldn't sleep
And wouldn't sleep
Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Lost my heart but what of it
My mistake I agree
Oh she's such a laugh and I love it
Although the laugh's on me oh
I'll sing to him oh yeah
Bring spring to him oh yeah
And worship the trousers that cling to him oh
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Oh so cute oh she's kept enough
She's slept enough
And yet where it counts she's adept enough oh
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
When he talks he is seeking
Tell me baby words to get off his chest
That's right horizontally speaking
She's at her very best
Oh we've seen a lots I mean a lot
And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I
Oh we're vexed again perplexed again
Thank god we can't be oversexed again
Bewitched bothered and bewildered
Am I
Oh