went to the fortune teller
had my fortune read
i didn't know what to tell her
i had a dizzy feeling in my head
then she took a look at my phone
she said son you feel kinda warm
she looked into a crystal ball
she said you're enough
i said how could that be so
i'm not happy with the girls i know
she said when the next one arrives
you'll be looking into her eyes
i left there in a hurry
looking forward to my big surprise
the next day i discovered
that the fortune teller told me a lie
i hurried back down to the woman
as mad as i could be
i told her i didn't see nobody
why'd she make a fool of me
then something struck me
as if it came from up above
while looking at the fortune teller i fell in love
now i'm a happy fella
i'm married to the fortune teller
we're happy as we can be
now i get my fortune job for free
now i'm a happy fella
i'm married to the fortune teller
we're happy as we can be
now i get my fortune tour for free