you say either and i say either
you say neither and i say neither
either either neither neither
let's call the whole thing off
you like potatoes and i like potatoes
you like tomatoes and i like tomatoes
potatoes potatoes tomatoes tomatoes
let's call the whole thing off
and oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
and oh if we ever part then that night break my heart
so you wear pajamas and i wear pajamas
i wear pajamas and give up pajamas
and for we know we need each other
so we better call the calling off off
we'd better call the whole thing off
and oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
and oh oh if we ever part
then that might break my heart
so if you like oysters and i like oysters
i'll order oysters cancel the oysters
for we know we need each other
so we better call the calling off off
we better call the whole thing off