santa's sleigh might fly right on past
with all the camouflage around this place
so we bought every string of lights walmart had
now he can see the house from outer space
shot down some ducks and some mistletoe
a lot of love and a pot of gumbo
hunt you down a christmas tree
thank god mama's cooking is free
round up your redneck family
and watch rudolph the red nosed reindeer
like jesus and santa claus
we got love behind these beards
wishing you a merry christmas and a
happy happy happy new year
by the kids of big trampoline
everybody gets a new shotgun
we're a camel short of a manger scene
but there's a guy in texas who ran us
one book season and holiday cheer
there's nothing like this time of year
hunt you down a christmas tree
thank god mama's cooking is free
round up your redneck family
and watch rudolph the red nosed reindeer
like jesus and santa claus
we got love behind these beards
wishing you a merry christmas and a
happy happy happy new year
we got the pig got the turkey
got the chicken got the duck
miss kay's in the kitchen gonna light it up
to hunt you down a christmas tree
and blow it up on new year's eve
round up your redneck family
and watch rudolph the red nosed reindeer
like jesus and santa claus
we got love behind these beards
wishing you a merry christmas and a
happy happy happy new year
whoa whoa whoa
home
can
that's embarrassing to all men oh yeah