I called up my doctor
To see what's the matter
He said come on over
I said do I have to
My knees started shaking
My wrist started aching
When my doctor said to me
Oh my my oh my my
Can you boogie can you slide
Oh my my oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive
The hit her she blew it
Just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the table
I felt myself heaving
And as I was leaving
This is what they said to me
Oh my my oh my my
Can you boogie can you slide
Oh my my oh my my
You can boogie you can fly oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive
Now if you should slow down
And you're feeling low down
Don't call up your doctor
Just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missing
I've got your prescription
That boogie woogie melody
Oh my my oh my my
You can boogie you can smile
Oh my my oh my my
We can boogie 'til we die
Oh my my oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive
Oh my my oh my my
Watch me boogie watch me slide
Oh my my oh my my
Goin' to boogie goin' to slide
Oh my my oh my my
Way back boogie way back slide
Oh my my oh my my born to