Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom neutrality
And I always feel my ballroom
The vent is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing in my ballroom
Always fall and everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire
I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls and he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of the ball
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left
And to the right
It's my belief
That my big balls should be held every night
Oh we've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls hit
She's got big balls
She's got big balls
But we've got the biggest malls of them all
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
And we had such wonderful he's
Got seafood cocktails he's got balls