You'll have to be a little more standoffish
When fellas offer you a buggy ride
I'll give an imitation of a crawfish
And dig myself a hole where I can hide
I heard you wasn't kicking up some capers
When I was off in kansas city mode no I heard
From fellas who've been talking like they know foot
I only did the kind of things I order sorta to you
I was as faithful as can be for me
Them stories 'bout the way I lost my bloomers
Rumors a lot of tempest in a pot of tea
The whole thing don't sound very good to me
Well you see
With me it's all or nothing
Is it all or nothing with you
It can't be in between
It can't be now and then
No half and half romance will do
I'm a one woman man home loving type
All complete with slippers and pipe
Take me like I am or leave me be
If you can't give me all give me nothing
And nothing's what you get from me
Not even something
Nothing's what you get from me
Would you build me a house all painted white
Cute and clean and pretty and bright
Big enough for two but not for three
Supposing that we should have a third one
He'd better look a lot like me
The spitting image
He better look a lot like me
It can't be in between
It can't be now and then
No half and half romance will do well
I ain't gonna fuss ain't gonna frown
Have your fun go out on the town
Stay up late and don't come home
Do three and go right off to sleep
If you're sleepy
There's no use waiting up for me
Oh wait oh annie
No use waiting up for me