Before He Cheats

Right now he's probably

Slow dancing with a bleached blonde tramp

And she's probably getting frisky

Right now

He's probably buying her some fruity little drink

Cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick

Showing her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side of

His pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seat

I took a louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

And maybe next time a thing before he cheats

Right now she's probably

Up singing some white trash version of shania karaoke

Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk

And he's a thinking

That he's gonna get lucky

Right now he's probably dabbing on

Three dollars worth of that bathroom polo

Oh and he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of

His pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats I took

A louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all both sides

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl

Cause the next time that he cheats

Oh you know it won't be on me

No not on me

Cause I dug my key into the side of

His pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seat

I took a louisville slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

And maybe next he'll think before he cheats

Oh maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Oh before he cheats

My own