We'll always be bosom buddies
Friends sisters and pals
We'll always be bosom buddies
If life should reject you
There's me to protect you
If I say that your tongue is vicious
If I call you uncool
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and tell you the truth
Though now and again I'm aware
That my candid opinion may sting
Though often my frank observation might scald
I've been meaning to tell you for years
You should keep your hair natural like mine
If I kept my hair natural like yours
I'd behold but darling we'll always be dear companions
My crony my mate
We'll always be harmonizing
Orphan annie and sandy like amos and andy
If I say that your sense of style's
As far off as your youth
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you the whole stinking truth
Each time that a critic has written
Your voice is the voice of a frog
Straight to your side to defend you
I rush you know there every time
The world makes an unkind remark
When they say they're a child
Is the world's greatest flush
It hurts me and if I say
Your fangs are showing mainful in your claws
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will notice the obvious flaws
I feel
It's my duty to tell you it's time to adjust your age
You try to be peggled
Between forty and death
But sweetie
I'll always be alice
Toklas if you'll be gertrude's dime
And though I'll admit I dissed you
I've gossiped and gloated
But I'm so devoted
And if I say that sex and guts made you into a star
It's simply that who else but a bosom buddy
Will tell you how rotten you are
Just turn to your bosom buddy
For aid and affection
For help and direction for loyalty love and for sooth
Remember that who else but a bosom buddy
Will sit down and level and give you the devil
Will sit down and tell you the truth
Love