don't care where i'm going just as long as i'm with you
put it there pal put it there
i'll be just like your horses
and i'll stick to you like glue
put it there pal put it there
your face could make a fortune
just your nose should make a lot
i like the way you wear those gaudy colored shirts
you've got the only type of rainbow
ever covered up a pot
with such a perfect pair
put it there
you've got that something in your voice
just right for selling cheese
so put it there pal put it there
i think your jokes are great yeah
just that folks are hard to please
i feel the stars but it there put it there
i'm glad you're fooling pepsidant
and stealing all that cash
well i hear you show on thursdays
what a lot of eggs you smash
at least i don't depend upon colonna's big mustache
you're faithful and you're fair put it there
friend come back
confederates comes to the end
like meat and potatoes salt and tomatoes
oh what a plan
don't put it in the paper
don't put it in the air
don't put it on the shelf put it there