Well you can call up the sheriff and the highway patrol
'cause there's a fool on the road
Kareen and out of control
With hard liquor fast women I just can't let 'em be
Lord I wish hard living didn't come so easy for me
Well I keep my motor runnin' got my beer on ice
Hey my idea of heaven is a paradise
Seven come eleven set this poor boy free
Lord I wish hard livin' didn't come so easy for me
Bright lights saturday night
Well I must have had a couple I'm feeling alright
My cupcake is jimmy and shake
Spend more money than anybody makes
Well give me some more high octane juice
You know there ain't no proof
Of these old honky tonk roots
And if you come up with something
I'll develop an immunity
Lord I wish hard living didn't come so easy for me
Out on the town just a fooling around
Hey I got my mind on the lost and found
Step up no need to be shy
You know that every pretty woman's
Got her ticket to ride
Well my tires are flat and now I'm out of gas
I always promised myself I'd let the next one pass
Lord I wish that a promise didn't break so easily
And I wish hard living didn't come so easy for me
Yeah I wish hard living didn't come so easy for me