Cause he gets up in the morning
And he goes to work at nine
And he comes back home at five thirty
Gets the same train every time
Cause his world is built round
Punctuality it never fails
And he's oh so good and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And his mother goes to meetings
While his father pulls the maid
And she stares at tea with counselors
While discussing foreign trade
And she passes looks as well as bills
At every swab young man
Cause he's oh so good and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he likes his own backyard
And he likes his back to bed
Cause he's better than the rest
And his own sweat smells the best
And he hopes to grab his farm
Lovers loop when peter passes on
Cause he's oh so good and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
And he plays with starts and shares
And he goes to the regatta
He adores the girl next door
Cause he's dying to get at her
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial
State cause he's oh so good and he's oh so fine
And he's oh so healthy in his body and his mind
He's a well respected man about town
Doing the best things so conservatively
