Take Him (Made Popular By "Pal Joey") [Vocal Version]

Take him you don't have to pay for him

Take him he's free

Take him I won't make a play for him

He's not for me

He has no head to think with true

That his heart is asleep

But he has eyes to wink with you can have him cheap

Keep him and just for the lore of it

Marry him too

Keep him for you can be sure of it

He can't keep you so take my ol' jaloppy

Keep him from falling apart heart

Take him but don't ever take him to heart

Thanks little mousey for the present and all that

But in this houseee I would rather keep a rat

Only a wizard could reform that class of males

They say a lizard cannot change his scales

Take him I won't put a price on him

Take him is yours

Take him pajamas look nice on him

But how he snores though he is well adjusted

Certain things make him a wreck

Last year his arm was busted reaching from a cheque

His thoughts are seldom consecutive he just can't write

I know a movie executive who's twice as bright

Lots of good luck

You'll need it and you'll need aspirin too

Take him but don't ever let him take you

Of a mutual friend yeah yeah

But I don't think that you would recognize him

Even if we described him to you

I hope that things will go well with him my bear no

Hate all I can say is the hell with him

He gets the gate

So take my benediction

Take my old benedict too

Take it away it's too good to be true