Unhappy unhappy
Very unhappy unhappy unhappy
Very very very very very very very unhappy
Oh I debits all the morning
And I credits all the evening
Until them ledgers be right
Until them ledgers be right
Night
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such unhappy
To what is my life amounting
It figures not much unhappy
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at sardI's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane
I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
And say you you you not you
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on opening nights
I wanna be a producer
And see my name leo bloom in lights
He wants to be a producer
Salad girls a great big broadway smash
Don't forget the balcony
He wants to be a producer
Every pockets stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks till we cry ee oh yes
He wants to be a producer
With a great big captain cat
I wanna be he wants to be
I wanna be he wants to be
I wanna be the greatest grandest
And most fabulous producer in
The world he wants to be
I wanna be a producer
He wants to dine with the duchess and the nuke
I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until he's puke
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall em
Read my name in wincho's column
I wanna be a producer
Cause it's everything I'm not unhappy
Unhappy so unhappy
Very very very very very very very very
I wanna be a producer
I'm gonna be a producer
Sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out broadway here here I come