Beam Me Up Scotty

You know they say who who is Nicki Minaj

You know I'm like a multiple personality b***h

Like you know I'm I'm you know I'm a ninja I'm a boss

I'm I'm the Harajuku Barbie

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it moan and groan

Admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it -mit it -mit it -mit it

I just heard that I was the baddest in the town

So I came down and had to pick up my crown

Went to Taiwan and had to pick up my wand

Now everybody wanna pick up my sound

Baddest underground since Harriet Tub

That's why when I come around they hurry and run

And I know it ain't math but I carry the one

Got a couple body guards that'll carry the guns

Yao Ming I'mma need a couple Asians

Sayonara b***hes on a Kawasaki blazin'

Ayo Rihanna gotta come up off dem bajans

Call Wyclef I'm a need a couple Haitians

Now where my West Indies

Where the f**k my curry chicken and my rice and peas

My madda ** Trinis

My Jamaican bod gal all my Guyanese

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it moan and groan

Admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it -mit it -mit it -mit it

I just found out that I was d**er than Amy

Winehouse maybe

Fresh out the navy

Fresher then a daisy

Used to be on Baisley

Young money bunny b***h please say the baby

Please stop callin' me I'm such a rock star

Assalam alaikum where the f**k is Akbar

Give 'em my keys tell 'em valet my car

B's pon da wheels you can see them from far

Now all I need is a real mandingo

Gimme good uhh and distribute my single

Bootleg the mixtape out in Nigeria

Hit up Amadu he can meet the criteria

If he work da middle like a mohawk

Tell'em he can meet me where dem girls say aloha

See I got da first class p***y and he use to give me Coacha

Real good chocha f**k is my chauffeur

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it moan and groan

Admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it -mit it -mit it -mit it

Ahh beam me up Scotty

My wa-wa wine

My wine is too dutty

C'yeah beam me up Scotty

My wa-ba wine

My wine is too dutty

One two buckle my shoe

No one on the corner has swagger like I do

Keep a two-two get wetter then boo-hoo

Keep a couple stacks inside of my loo-loo

Excuse me I'm sorry

I got the ４５ special don't worry

Cause I'm cooler than a bloodclaat flurry

I like mi chicken and mi goat with curry

Yeah

Now where my West Indies

Where the f**k my curry chicken and my rice and peas

My madda ** Trinis

My Jamaican bad gal all my Guyanese

Who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell me who said dem waan hackle mi body

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it moan and groan

Admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it -mit it -mit it -mit it

Ahh beam me up Scotty

My wa-wa wine

My wine is too dutty

C'yeah beam me up Scotty

My wa-ba wine

My wine is too dutty

Dem haffi have a permit and a licence fi me

Now tell admit it me say me moan and groan

Admit it moan and groan

Admit it me say me moan and groan