do your ears hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie 'em in a knot
can you tie 'em in a bow
can you throw 'em on your shoulder
like a ten little soldiers
do your ears hang low
do your ears stick out
can you wiggle them about
can you flap them up and down
as you fly around the town
can you shut them up for sure
when you hear an awful bore
do your ears stick out
do your ears flip flop
can you use them as a mop
are they stringy at the bottom
are they curly at the top
can you use them for a swatter
can you use them for a blotter
do your ears flip
do your ears stand high
do they reach up to the sky
do they hang them when they're wet
do they stand up when they're dry
can you send them for your neighbor
with the minimum of labor
do your ears stand high