And the sign said
Long hair freaky people need not reply
So I took my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine upstanding young man
I think you do
So I took off my hat
I said imagine that huh me working for you whoa
Signs signs everywhere
Signs locking up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this don't do that
Can't you read the sign
And the sign said
Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house
Hey what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out
But to keep mother nature in
If god was here
He'd tell you to your face
Man you're some kind of sinner
Sign signs everywhere are signs blocking up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this don't do that
Can't you read the sign
Now hey you mister can't you read
You've got to have a shirt and tie to get a seed
You can't even watch no you can't eat
You ain't supposed to be here
Sign said you got to have a membership card
To get inside oh
And the sign said everybody welcome come in
Kneel down and pray when they passed around the plate
At the end of it all I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper and I
Made up my own little sign
I said thank you lord for thinking about me
I'm alive and doing fine
Signs signs everywhere signs
Locking up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this don't do that
Did you read the signs
Signs signs everywhere signs
Signs
Signs signs