Shitty Golfer (Made Popular By Toby Keith) [Vocal Version]

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专辑：Party Tyme 128 - Vocal Versions流派：民谣

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I'm a golfer you can ask my wife

I've been out there hacking every day of my life

I got the shorts and all the plaid sweaters

That new tailor made driver didn't make me any better

Man I hit them fat and I hit them thin

I roll them in the bunkers man I hit them again

Slice them in the bushes

Train came into creek

I popped that sucker up and hooked it out in the street

Yeah I'm two forty five

Right down the middle

And I miss the green to the left just a little chili

Dip a wedge and put it all together

Hit that son of 'em

Tried up there in the leather

If you call that good and let me press on the side

You can put me down for a five

Hey I'm golfer most of us are

But we carry our clubs in the back of our car

What else you gonna do when you're out of town

And you need to waste a whole day

And shoot another round

Man I played augusta and I played pebble beach

And one time it's sawgrass I shot eighty three

If I live long enough to be eighty eight

I think I'll celebrate it by shooting my age

Yeah I'm two forty five

Right down the middle

And I'll miss the green to the left

Just a little chilly

Dip a wedge and put it all together

Hit that son of a right

Up there in the leather

And if you call that good and let me press on the side

You can put me down for a five

Oh yeah you can put me down for a five

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