after one whole quart of brandy
like a daisy i awake
with no promo seltzer handy i don't even shake
men are not a new sensation
i've done pretty well i think
but this half pint imitation
puts me on the blink
i'm wild again beguiled again
a simpering whimpering child again
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
until i could sleep where i shouldn't sleep
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
lost my heart but what of it
my mistake i agree
he's a laugh but i love it because the laugh's on me
a pill he is
but still he is all mine and i'll keep him until he is
bewitched bothered and bewildered like me
seen a lot i mean a lot
but now i'm like sweet seventeen a lot
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
i'll sing to him each spring to him
and worship the trousers that cling to him
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
when he talks he is seeking words to get off his chest
horizontally speaking he's at his very best
vexed again perplexed again
thank god i can be oversexed again
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
sweet again repeat again
and on my proverbial seat again
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
what am i half shot am i
to think that he loves me so hot am i
bewitched bothered and bewildered am i
though at first we said no sir
now we're two little deals
you might say we are closer than robot is too serious
i'm dumb again
i'm numb again
a pitch ready pipe little plum again
bewitched bothered and bewildered