I was sitting in a roadhouse
Down on highway forty one
You were wiping off some ketchup
On a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me
I was in a corner booth
Of course you were my waitress
Mind was missing her friend too
So I flag you down for coffee
But I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby
I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even know your name
So I ordered straight tequila
A little courage and a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked her time enough
I got a little wasted yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you and you held me to my car
Last thing I remember
I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby
I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby
And I don't even know your name
The next thing I remember
I was hearing wedding bells standing by woman
In a long white lazy bell I raised the veil
And she smiled at me with powder lipfront too
I said where the hell am I
And just who the hell are you
She said I was your waitress
And her last name's not the same
'cause I'm married to you baby
And I don't even know your name
I'm married to a waitress
I don't even know her name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life
Would quite turn out this way
I'm married to a waitress
And I don't even know her name
Get me out of here