i used to come home late not a minute too soon
barking like a dog howling at the moon
you'd be mad as an old wet hen
up all night wondering where i'd been
i'd fall down and say come help me honey
you laughed out loud i guess you thought it was funny
but i sobered up and i got to think
and girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinking now
i'm painting the house and i'm mending the fence
i guess i've gone and lost all my good sense
too much work is hard for your health
i could've died drinking now i'm killing myself
and i'm feedin' the dog sackin' the trash
it's honey do this honey do that
i sobered up and i got to thinking
girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinking
now i'm fixing the sink and i'm mowing the grass
and you made me a list and i'm busting my will
all broke down tails been dragging
it's a buff ole life up here on the wagon
i'm feedin' the dog sackin' the trash
it's honey do this honey do that
i sobered up and i got to think
and girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'
yeah i sobered up and i got to thinkin'
girl you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin'