it was a girl's night out i was sitting at home
brother in law called me on the phone
he said son let's you and me go stepping out
i found a place the girls know nothing about
well i knew when we crossed that county line
we're in the wrong place at the wrong time
a mountain of a man was taking money outside
i saw a line of harleys and some four wheel drives
i said brother in law i think we'd better steer clear
don't tell me that you really wanna go in here
well i ain't a fortune teller but i've kinda kinda five
we're in the wrong place at the wrong time
wrong place wrong time
lord i must be out of my mind
if we ever get out of this place with our lives
what in the world we gonna tell our wives
i was minding my business sitting on a stool
yeah and brother always acting like a fool
he had a tattooed lady out on the dance floor
they were doing a dance and never seen before
then the bartender said that's the bouncer's wife
you're in the wrong place at the wrong time
wrong place wrong time
lord i must be outta my mind
if we ever get out of this place with our lives
what in the world we're gonna tell our wives
that mountain of a man came a running inside
the tattooed lady pulled a switchblade knife thought
lord have mercy we've reached the end
when the local police came and hauled us in
we were standing there in front of that night
court judge
and there were sixteen dollars between the two of us
i said judge i'd rather spend my life in jail
than to have to call home to make my pay
he said four hundred dollars
and you're gonna pay the fine
you're in the wrong place at the wrong time
wrong place wrong time
lord i must be outta my mind
if we ever get out of this place with our lives
what in the world we're gonna tell our wives
what in the world we gonna tell our wife
we in the wrong place at the wrong time