All my ex's live in texas
And texas is the place I dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in texas
That's why I hang my hat in tennessee
Rosanna's down in texarkana
Wanted me to push her broom
Sweet eileen's in abilene
'cause she forgot
I hung the moon and alison in galveston
Somehow lost her sanity
And nipples who now lives in temples
Got the law looking for me
All my ex's live in texas
And texas is the place I dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in texas
That's why I hang my hat in tennessee
I remember that old frio river
Where I learned to swim
It brings to mind another time
Where I wore my welcome thin
My transcendental meditation
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself long before daylight
All my ex's live in texas
And texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
But all my ex's live in texas
Therefore I reside in tennessee
Some folks think I'm hiding
It's been room
But I'm alive and well in tennessee