and the sign says
long hair freaky people need not apply
so i put my hair up under my hat
and i went in to ask him why
he said you look like a fine outstanding young man
i think you do
and so i took off my hat
i said imagine that huh me working for you
oh signs signs everywhere
the signs locking up the scenery
breaking my mind
do this don't do that
can't you read the sign
and the sign says anybody come just passing
we'll be shot on sight
so i jumped the fence and yelled at the house
say what gives you the right
to put up a fence to keep me out
or to keep mother nature in
if god was here
he'd tell it to your face man be some kind of sinner
signs signs everywhere
the signs blocking up the scenery
breaking my mind
do this don't do that
can't you read the sign
oh i say now mister can't you wait
you got to have a shirt and tie to get a seed
you can't wash no you can't eat
you ain't supposed to be here
and the sign says
you got to have a membership card to get inside
and the sign says
everybody welcome come in and kneel down and pray
then they passed around and played at the end of it all
and i didn't have a penny to pay
so i got me a pen
and a paper and i made my own way to sign
i said thank you lord
thinking about me
i'm alive and doing fine oh sign signs everywhere
the signs locking up the scenery
breaking my mind
do this don't do that
can't you read the sign
sign signs everywhere
the signs blocking up the scenery
breaking my mind
do this don't do that
can't you read the sign