Boy number one made a picnic for two
Saw he was nervous I thought it was cool
Until I found out that his mom made the food
It was good though
Boy number two had a beautiful face
Highly agreed to go back to his place
His wife really had some impeccable taste
She was sweet
I've been on this ride roller coaster's carousel
And I'm getting older boys around the world
I want to believe that when you chase a girl
It's not just hunting season
I can see the future say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in malibu
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt you
Boy number twelve had a look in his eye
Brought up his ex and he started to cry
Told me he loved me the very first night
No who knows what I'm in for
With boy number I can't keep counting him off
I've been on this ride this roller coaster carousel
And I'm getting nowhere boys around the world
I want to believe that when you chase a girl
It's not just hunting season
I can see the future say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt you
Got a weekend in paradise
And I'm probably gonna never call you
I'm probably gonna hurt you
I got big plans to take
Care of you I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars
I'm probably gonna hurt you
I got a lake house in canada
And I'm probably gonna harvest your organs
I'm probably gonna hurt you
I gotta beach house in malibu
And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
Around the world I want to believe that
When you chase a girl it's not just hunting season
I can see the future say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in malibu
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings