anti-hero (sped up)

I have a sting where I get older but just never wiser

The nights become my afternoons

When my depression works the graveyard shift

All of the people I've ghosted stand there in the room

I should not be left to my own devices

I come with prices and vices

I end up in crisis tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming

One day I'll watch as you're leaving

'Cause you got tired of my scheming

For the last time it's me hi

I'm the problem, it's me at teatime

Everybody agrees

I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby

And I'm a monster on the hill

Too big to hang out

Slowly lurching towards your favorite city

Pierced through the heart but never killed

Did you hear my covert narcissism

I disguise as altruism

Like some kind of congressman tale as old as time

I wake up screaming from dreaming

One day I watch as you're leaving

And life will lose all it's meaning

For the last time

It's me hi I'm the problem it's me at teatime

Everybody agrees

I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money

She thinks I left them in the will

The family gathers 'round and reads it

And then someone screams out

She's laughing all but us from hell

It's me hi I'm the problem it's me

Yeah I'm the problem it's me

It's me hi

Everybody agrees

Everybody agrees

It's me hi I'm the problem it's me at teatime

Everybody agrees

I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero