Way Past My Beer Time

rubberneckers and a broke down van

is what's causing this traffic jam

i got a middle finger in my hand for someone

jimmy call from captain jacks

he's already got the pool balls racked

time's a wasting and i wanna throw back some cold ones

it's way past my beer time

two for one's only five and nine

i'm already three behind

it's way past my beer time

my back is sore and my brain is fried

bosses horse from chewing my hide to top it off

i'm stuck behind some ball dude

that frosty mug ain't getting no colder

sweating down on a cardboard coaster

i'll take off down the shoulder if i have to

it's way past my beer time

two for one's only five and nine

i'm already three behind

it's way past my beer time

sun setting i'm a little closer

that clock ain't ticking no slower

happy hour is gonna be over

before i even get there

it's way past my beer time

two for one's only five to nine

i'm already free behind

it's way past my beer time

way past my beer time

it's way past my beer time