Good Luck With That

my buddy called me up on sunday

said hey man i ain't talked to you in a while

oh my how things have changed

i met a girl and oh how she makes me smile

so i went out and i bought her a ring

we're getting married this november

what do you think

good luck with that

let me know how it works out

i'll be thinking about you

when i'm watching the game on sunday

with a beer between my legs and wings on my lap

good luck with that

hey way to think that through

now your bathroom for one can be shared by two

but hey some people think marriage is where it's at

so good luck with that

forty five minutes later

got a call from my boss saying

you're gonna have to come to work today

yeah i know it's your first day

off in over three months

but we're gonna need you anyway

you ever have one of those little moments in time

when what's going on in your head

probably best kept inside

good luck with that

remember i was up for a raise

you sent me a basket of fruits and dates

and a bottle of sparkle and grape

to wash it down the hatch

so good luck with that

now that i think it through

i should never be working for a jerk like you

you can take this job and shove it up your

you know what good luck with that

i can't even walk out my front door

without my neighbor

going on and on about his new energy fishing car

good luck with that

i think i'll stick to my truck that way

i can pull you out

when you get stuck in your driveway in a snowbank

or an itty little bit of mud

good luck with that

you know i did the math

and all that money that you saved in gas

you spent on a part ship halfway across the map

plastic crap good luck with that

good luck with that