Uncountrify Me

tell me to clean up and i won't complain

give me a curfew and i won't say a thing

but i'm here to warn you and you best believe

that you won't uncountrify me

tell me i'm wrong and i'll bet you win

ask me to open up and i'll let you in

i'll comb my hair and i'll change my breeze

but you won't uncountrify me

cause i am who i am and that's all that i can be

i like campin fishin frog gaggin huntin from a tree

i've been known to go cow tippin

while howlin at the moon

they'd lay down in a lawn chair on a escort afternoon

i like gravy on my biscuits with a heap of butter beans

you can take me to the city

but you won't uncountrify me

i don't mean to hurt you but i love my roots

i'm just not me without these boots

i'll bend over backwards for all you need

but you won't unquactify me

cause i am who i am and that's all that i can be

i like campin' fishin' frog giggin'

and huntin' from a tree

i've been known to go cow chillin'

while howlin' at the moon

and lay down in a lawn chair on a nascar afternoon

i like gravy on my biscuits

with a pile of black eyed peas

you can take me to the city

but you won't uncountrify me

yeah i like riding in my truck sipping sweet

and some made tea

you may take me to the city

but you can't uncountrify

yeah sure i you're pretty but that don't run countrify

your loving's got me get it but you won't countrify me

i'm sorry baby

but it just ain't gonna happen