If your mind's as cluttered as your kitchen sink
If your heart is empty as your diesel tank
If all your white t shirts have stains
If you've got some guts and got some egg
Well then we should be friends
If you borrow dresses like you borrowed time
If you dream all day and drink all night
If you're looking for love but willing to fight
Over me and mama's and miller lights
Well then we should be friends
I don't know you well but I know that look
And I can judge a cover
Cause I read the book
On losing sleep and gaining weight
On pain and train and crazy trains
If you paint your nails while you cut your loss
If you like acting like you're the boss
If everything your daddy says
Is something you can put stock in
Well then we should be friends come on
I don't know you well but I know that look
And I can judge a cover
'cause I wrote the book
I'm losing sleep and gaining way
On pain and shame and crazy trace
One two three
If you use alcohol as a sedative
And bless your heart as a negative
If you ride your white horse like the wind
What you see is what you get
Well then oh we should be friends alright
Oh oh oh well then oh we should be friends