Honey they're bringing out a tv crew
They wanna do a story about me and you
They'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard
They'll be cameras on their shoulders
We'll be reading cute cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty that'll be just fine
They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the night so
Rich and famous
They wanna see us go home
Wild over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair lane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talking about the lifestyles of the not so
Rich and famous
Tell him about your mama in the bowling lane
Tell him about junior and his baseball team
I'll show my nine point buck on the wall
I'll blow a few times on my new dub call
Let him see old blue how he sleeps all day
We'll bring out the elvis tv trade
They're gonna put us on the lifestyles of the not so
Rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog
Wild over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair lane up on block
The holes in all our socks
Talking about the lifestyles of the not so
Rich and famous
Yeah our idea of high class
Living sitting on the porch on a cool night
Our champagne and caviar
Some rc cola and a moon pie
I'm talking about the lifestyles of the not so
Rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not so
Rich and famous