I make my living off the evening news
Just give me something something I can use
People love it when you lose
They love dirty laundry
Well I could've been an actor but I wound up here
I just have to look good I don't have to be clear
Come and whisper in my ear
Give us dirty laundry
Kick them when they're up
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're up
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're up
Kick them when they're down
Kick them when they're up
Kick them all around
Got that bubble headed beach
Blonde who comes on at five
She can tell you about the plane
Crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die
Give us dirty laundry
Can we build the operation is the hit dead yet
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set
We need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone
Eat your dirty laundry
Kicking when you're up
Kicking when you're down
Kicking when you're up
Kicking when you're down
When they're up
Kicking when they're down
Kicking when they're up
Kicking all around
Dirty little secrets
Dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
We love to cut you down to size
We love dirty laundry
We can do the innuendo
We can dance and sing when it's said and done
We haven't told you a thing
We all know the crap is king
Give us dirty laundry